Thursday, October 28, 2010

boycott marie claire. seriously.

OFFENSIVE FUCKING ARTICLE.

wow, this chick maura kelly must really live in her own fucking universe.  she MUST be the dumbest, saddest, most fucking niave person who was ever given a laptop. 

when i first heard about this article - i assumed there were going to be some pretty offensive statements made.  little did i know that when i opened it, i'd read it in my little cubicle at work with my jaw on the desk.  wow.

WOW.

seriously.  WOWWWWWWWWWW.

get a fucking grip, maura.  get off your goddamn platform, take a look around.  this is reality - this is real life, with real people.  i'm not sure if you're aware of what's been going on at YOUR JOB lately, but let me so kind as to remind you.

this year alone - there has been MORE BACKLASH on the fashion industry and magazines than any year prior - because the models just keep getting smaller and smaller.  are you aware this is going on around you?  do you remember when YOUR magazine started using plus size models like ashley falcon?  or were you too disgusted to look at these real women.  you fucking idiot.

well, you know me - i'm not going to NOT thoroughly investigate this chick.  guess what - she's on Linked In.  HAH! seriously, she is.  And may i say (since we're being so kind to strangers today) - MAURA: what a DROP dead gorgeous picture of you in your bathroom.  stunning.  i'm floored. 

where the fuck do YOU get off telling people what's attractive?  what's healthy?  what's socially acceptable? 

I'm pretty sure that your little tyraid wasn't based on your GENUINE concern for the health of america.  I'm pretty sure you were on your high horse being a big fucking bitch. 

not all overweight people are "struuuuugggling with this inner demon" that makes them "eat without any ability to stop."  how about the idea that, uh, food tastes good?  and that people are just comfortable with themselves the way they are? 

holy fuck though - how can you be happy with yourself if you're overweight?  impossible.

every single person on this planet has insecurities.  do i look like a victoria's secret model?  fuck no.  am i happier with my body NOW than i was younger?  yes.  that's a kind of acceptance that comes with maturity and age.  i can say that you learn to love what you got - every inch of it.  and if you can't love every inch - do what i do, put on some spanx and chill the fuck out.  no one will ever notice the little imperfections we like to exaggerate on our own bodies.  if you CAN'T love yourself at all- then you don't need to tear down people around you.  it's uncalled for. 

some of the most fashionable, beautiful, put-together people i know are what i call fucking voluptuous. 

you are a hateful, hateful person, maura kelly.  since when is a size 00 normal?  that's not even a REAL number!obviously - your issues with "the overweight population" is YOUR issue alone.  because no one else is getting on a soap box and preaching the "good word of the celery stick."

RELAX. 
get over it.
and most importantly,
GO FUCK YOURSELF.


Marilyn.  Size 12.

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