Thursday, October 21, 2010

wacky-tacky-tights.

in honor of FALL being here (rejoice) - i've done a little homage to my fantastically absurd tights collection.  now mind you - these are a VERY small portion of them - they're like holiday towels: you bring them out on special occasions.  if i did ALL of my tights, i'd have no skin left on my legs by the end of this little exercise.

so enjoy.
the best. 
the brightest.
the loudest.
the most obnoxious.
(oh and affirmative - i HAVE worn most of these in public)

betsey - hot pink leopard.
the picture doesn't even do their awesomeness justice.

betsey - girls in lingerie?
i was so into the art deco look - but they get so much lighter when you put them on...
wahhh :(

red plaid 
also - lose some of their OOMF when you put them on.  but still badass nonetheless.
yeah - my room's a mess.  back to the corner. 

floralishness
i LOVE wearing these.  rock them with some brown boots, long cardigan and a short dress - BAM - done. 

 ragdoll
yeah - these were for a halloween costume, but yet - i cling onto them.
i might have a subconscious desire to role-play or something later in life.  sorry, that was weird. moving on.

betsey - shagadelic
yeah.  what's up 60's.   

 plum tiger
this picture does these tights NO FUCKING JUSTICE.  they're plum with like, this fabulous lighter magenta underlay.  they're tiger pattern - or some wild creature - who knows.  but they're another top favorite and amahhhhzing for work.

static
these aren't necessarily bright or crazy - but they have that TV static pattern and are as opaque as a girl could ask for.  they're just awesome, so they had to join the ranks. 

redrum
opaque red tights are highly impractical, i've discovered. yet still, they remain.

green machine
even LESS practical, these kind of odd shade of green opaque tights.  i wore them once, didn't love the outfit, and to the bottom of the barrel they went. 

jazzercize
these are amazing.  i died for them.  they are, ELECTRIC purple and have that shiny spandex deal in the underlay.  they make me want to get a mother fucking perm.

like i said, i wore MOST of them... a few were brought out just for this little showcase.  i tend to hoard tights for the fall, and here they are.





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